cue mental break down because i am scared shitless by spiders and now i can’t sleep in my bed for the next two days/until i get around to changing my sheets and entire bedding, including pillow covers and all

mother fucking spiders man, now i have to sleep on the couch, and i’m going to get woken up by crazy ass dogs in the morning touching my face, and my couch isn’t as comfy or warm as my bed, and i have to get up early for work tomorrow…

mother fucking spiders.