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  2. ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

     
     
  3. amylikesfire:

Collab with @sakibombhackysacky 🌈⚡️😘 #aceglass #sakibombglass #sakibombhackysacky #rainbow #glitter #magic

GIMME GIMME GIMME OMG

    amylikesfire:

    Collab with @sakibombhackysacky 🌈⚡️😘 #aceglass #sakibombglass #sakibombhackysacky #rainbow #glitter #magic

    GIMME GIMME GIMME OMG

     
     
  4. so let me get this straight:

    mallorylrc:

    sparklyelegance:

    rawrgoesjerran:

    double06:

    y’all bleed outta your vaginas

    once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

    you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

    and yet you just go about your daily business like

    image

    people with vaginas are fucking badass.

    people with vaginas 

    what are they called again?

    They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

    whoop there it is

     
     
  5. ryaninwonderland:

    condom:

    antiplastic:

    ryaninwonderland:

    there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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    that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

    (Source: umbrhella)

     
     
  6. START SWEATING FOR NICK JONAS

    shicasays:

    As if this heat wave wasn’t enough, Nick Jonas has just made everyone in the world melt. If you haven’t seen his latest photo shoot, feast your eyes on this work of art. Waking up to this, was, well…fucking fantastic. Trust me, I’m an OG Jobro gallie, and this is just a wonderful sight to see.

    Enough blabbing though, this doesn’t really need any introduction:

    I GIVE YOU, THE NEW NICK J.

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    BLESSETH THINE DAY, HIP HIP HOORAY!

    Farewell, goodnight, RIP. Send me on my way. I’m done.

    JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

     
     
  7. dutchbag:

babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

    dutchbag:

    babyslime:

    cyprith:

    basedgaben:

    garconniere:

    tothecabaret:

    1930’s Teen Delinquents

    i.e. life role models

    I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.

    That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

    I want to write about these girls.

    When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

    I always have to reblog this.

    (Source: germiest)

     
     
  8. gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    gunpowderandspark:

    dapperhatsandfancypants:

    theausterevolunteer:

    oscarstardis:

    stillmonkeys:

    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

     
     
  9. iinquiring:

im-smoking-to-die:

this entire poem destroyed me

this breaks my heart

    iinquiring:

    im-smoking-to-die:

    this entire poem destroyed me

    this breaks my heart

    (Source: allie-rva)

     
     
  10. strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

    strangelfreak:

    "I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."