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I'm Alex. I'm a San Francisco native, engaged and quite happy with my little family. Welcome to the weirdness of my mind!
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  1. lacigreen:

    joponyhere:

    lillianloverly:

    THIS IS A PSA

    THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

    YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

    ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

    I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

    signal boost the shit out of this

    THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

     
     
  2. dbkglass:

    Roses are Red

    this daffodils blue

    I want to smoke my flower with you

    SOMEONE BUY ME THIS UGH JESUS CHRIST MARY JOSEPH OF FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SHIT

     
     
  3. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
     
     
  4. vivere-est-ars:

    every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

    (Source: sizvideos)

     
     
  5. larnbey:

    panarriqueno:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

    there have actually been studies focusing on this exact thing where they send out resumes with equal qualifications and everything, only difference being the names of the applicants. they find overwhelmingly more responses to the names that are stereotypically white than ones that are stereotypically of a different race. but, you know, there’s totally no racism in this country or anything…

     
     
  6. ojouu:

    Sailor Moon Jumpers from Spreepicky!! || Enter “ojouu" at checkout for a special discount!!

     
     
  7. deathbeforedigital:

    nathansummers:

    benditlikekorra:

    Pro-bending in The Legend of Korra Video Game coming October 21st / 22nd

    [x]

    Yes I do need this

    Yup, I would play this

     
     
  8. hannaisha:

    imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

    alexagabrielle:

    stopppppppp

    Omgggg me as a mom

    Omg

    (Source: kitaphatun)

     
     
  9. emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

    emir-dynamite:

    sharkchunks:

    iandsharman:

    notahoe:

    my type of public transportation 

    “Why were you late in today?”

    “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

    I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

    "What’s our stop?"

    "You’ll get off when I tell you to."

     
     
  10. wickedclothes:

    Silver Branch And Fern Elven Circlet

    Accessorize your hair like a beautiful forest elf. This silver-plated circlet is adorned with focal beads resembling tree branches, which are accented with hanging, green Czech crystals. Sold on Etsy.